We found ourselves with an empty house this morning and I was promised a maintenance session “because I needed it.”
After exercise and showers I was a little concerned it wouldn’t happen but about lunch time he “invited” me into the bedroom and said we would have a little session. Well… I was wanting something more and got up the courage to ask for it.
If you want a serious session I can give that to you.
Face in pillow – Yes I do.
So he got out some of our stingier implements, the ping pong paddle, the giant wooden spatula, his belt (per my request) and our heavy paddle.
I worked hard to stay in position for them all but the first two especially sting a lot. The belt I can actually take pretty well but he is almost guaranteed to bring me to tears with the paddle. It has been a while since he spanked me that hard and while it hurt of course I feel better and I am glad we did it.
So that should be the end of the story except…
I have been doing far too much reading on the internet for my own good and I discovered and told him about capsaicin cream. He likes to try new things like that when we are not in a serious punishment settling so we can determine if it is a) effective, and b) if he wants to use it again for real.
I hate capsaicin cream!!! This stuff burns like fire and I have no idea how long it will continue. I had to run an errand and was quite distracted by the fire in my posterior during the drive. I don’t think I will be getting in a car for a few hours. I have done a few things to help lessen the burn but at this point I think time is really what it is going to take.
So I learned that I don’t want to have capsaicin be on our punishment list. I hope he feels the same way. He is on a conference call at the moment and I can’t really express my full unhappiness about this so I thought I would write about it here and at least give you all a little laugh at my expense. It’s OK. I can take it.
What did Forest Gump say? “Stupid is as stupid does.” Well I do feel a little stupid but I guess that’s how we learn and grow.